FREEZE CHIP.....OR DALE

In Tennessee at a general store a police officer discharged his gun and used her pepper spray, he was trying to remove a squirrel from within the store. He has been fired because he did not fill out the paperwork for discharging his weapon, reports say that people were coming out of the store coughing and hacking.

Well I didn't know what else to write about this, I mean it was short and simple. So first of all, this cop was a fucking moron. The pepper spray I still would have gotten, that kinda would have made sense. But when a gun came into the picture, what the fuck happened there. How did this turd go from pepper spray to gun, was the cute fuzzy squirrel trying to steal something. What makes this even worse, the dickhead was shooting his gun while there were people inside the store. Pepper spray is bad enough, that shit will do all sorts of shit even when it doesn't hit you. Has this rent-a-cop heard of a broom or something like that, cause that's all you fucking need to get rid of a squirrel. I think it was right that the shit-for-brains officer got fired, he seemed to have a bit of a itchy trigger finger going on there. I mean if he fires his gun at a squirrel, what will he shoot when there is a real criminal, a cruise missile?

Anyway, this is just another sign of overkill by the police. If you want to read the article yourself, click here.

I need my Big Mac's

In Brunswick Ohio, 31 year old Randall Miller lead the Brunswick PD on a short chase. Around 1am on September 28th, the police were alerted to a reckless driver leaving a MacDonald's fast food restaurant. Mr. Miller failed to pull over when the Brunswick PD attempted a traffic stop, when Mr. Miller eventually pulled over he was clearly intoxicated reported by Officer Clifford Smith. The reason Mr. Miller did not stop, he was too drunk and wanted to finish his Big Mac hamburger before he stopped.

Well well well, this fucker sure likes his Big Mac's. Personally I don't fucking get it why some assholes actually drink and drive, what in a dog ass makes them think they can actually drive. I have never been drunk myself, I've been a bit tipsy. Still that's enough for me to know who in their fucking right mind would drive them, if you have trouble standing up, what makes you think you can fucking drive. Anyway, what makes this so hilarious that he had to finish his Big Mac. This turd actually endangered his own, the officers and other pedestrians lives for a fucking Big Mac, who the fuck does this asshole think he is. I hope this piece of shit of a human gets a nice cellmate called Tank, he'll give him a nice footlong to chew on.

If you want to read the article yourself, please click here.

Remember to Flush

I found this one myself, this takes place in Oklahoma City. Charles Marqull Williams was arrested last Wednesday for burglary, he broke into a home and took several items from there. Before he left, he went and used the bathroom. The police caught him after they found out that he had not flushed, they were able to collect a DNA sample and compare it to the suspect.

This is a short post, but here are my thoughts. Normally when you are committing a crime, you tend not to leave DNA evidence behind. He must had to go really hard to take a fucking dump in the middle of burglary, didn't your mommy teach you always to flush the toilet. I just can imagine what the people who lived in the house must have been saying "oh my god George, someone broke into our home. Oh no they too the new computer I got" "those damn kids, they took my blender" "and all my jewellery" "umm honey, I think they left us something in the toilet". This must be the dumbest way of getting caught, other inmates in prison must be laughing their asses off. Like someone "yeah I beat that mother fucker up, he had it coming" then another "yeah I robbed a liquor store" and now our burglar "I broke into a house and stole a few thing" well how did he get caught "I took a shit in their toilet and forgot to flush". I guess this will teach us all, remember to flush, even if you are in the middle of a crime.

If you want to read the short article, click here.

Colour Banned

This is the courtesy of my brother, thank you for finding this.

This time we go to Lubbock, Texas. A young 7th grade girl was banned from her school for a very minor thing, she had her hair partially dyed blonde. Superintendent Dr. Kevin Spiller of Seagraves Junior High informed that she had broken the dress code of the school, so she was not allowed to attend her classes. Her mother has refused to dye her hair back, even thou the school has given a timeline so she can get back to school.

Now my thoughts on this, that fucking school and the superintendent are fuck-tards. Talk about taking away the rights of people, they can't even choose what colour hair they have anymore. Like we don't have enough problems with racism and discrimination, they have to fucking this to the bullshit. If my kid was in this kind of school, I would fucking sue them or at least take my kid out of it. Send her to a more accepting school, not to this nazi controlled turd of a school. I'm fucking glad she's not giving in, I would do the same.

If you are interested in this article, please click here.

Song & Dance

Many of us could tell we have done numerous things to get a job, some more bizarre than others. This time we travel to Cardiff in UK, people had applied to Curry's and they were doing their interviews. Yet this time the interview process was a little different, each of the applicants had to dance. Yes, each of them had to do a little dance routine. Curry's has issued an official apology to all the applicants and have given them another chance to do a proper interview, also Curry's has launched a official internal investigation to find out what has happened.

First of all, this does sound a little hilarious. Yet it must have not been that hilarious for the applicants, I bet they were like "What the fuck?". Maybe someone has been watching X-Factor or Voice of Britain a little too much, someone wanted to be Simon Cowell a little to much. I'm just glad that they got a second chance for a real interview, this just seems ridiculous to the point of slight metal breakdown. If it were up to me, I have my dignity and I would fucking flip them off if they asked me to dance for them. Go to a fucking strip club, watch some busty half dressed girls dance if you really REALLY need to see someone dance.

If you want to read the article yourself, please click here.

It's Cursed I Say!!!

This was kindly donated by my wonderful boyfriend, all thanks go to him.

We have heard many stories with magic and sorcery, cursed object and bad omens. This time we travel to the beautiful tropical country Maldives and onto a Guraidhoo Island, it looks like paradise. They were having a presidential election, but at a polling station in a school on Guraidhoo Island, they discovered a coconut. The Maldives police detained said coconut because they suspected that it was cursed, used in black magic to influence the election. This turned out to be a prank, but the police started to patrol and increase security to prevent this from happening again.

Oh shit, they found out my plan. I wanted the banana to win, not the kiwi. Well I'll be serious now, what the hell is going on there. They fucking suspected a coconut to be cursed, I've heard of cursed object and such, but this is ridiculous. It was a prank yes, but why the fuck did the police have to detain a fucking coconut. Were they afraid that it would make a run for it, it was a fucking coconut. Whoever did this prank is good, I think those people need a bit of a lesson in humility if they think a fucking coconut can be cursed. Get your fucking asses out of the dark ages and come to back to the present, there is no such thing as cursed coconuts....maybe cursed Labradors, those fuckers are dangerous.

Anyway if you want to read the article yourself, click here.

Nailed Down

I apologise for the very long absence, I will try to keep doing these from now on at least once a week. So now lets hammer out this new blog, I think I can nail it.

We all know how we all want a good job, sometimes we do want a pay raise if we've been working hard. So when the company says no, we protest and go on strike. So now we journey to Paraguay, there a bus company fired some of it's bus drivers for asking a pay raise. In protest these men nailed themselves to wooden crosses for 15 days, but it did not end there. Some of the wives of these men took turns joining in, nailing themselves to crosses next to their husbands. Finally the bus company re-hired some of the men and promised to help find jobs for the others.

What the fuck is wrong with these people, are they insane. I do get that you want to protest and such, but isn't this a bit too extreme....and dramatic. I mean come on, nailing yourselves to crosses is a bit too biblical. Have they ever heard of tetanus and other nasty stuff, they would have not gotten anything if they had died. When Jesus was nailed to a cross, he didn't have a choice in the matter. You dickheads did this voluntarily, I think they should have been thrown into a mental hospital cause THEY ARE CRAZY.

Well is you are interested in this, here you can read it yourself.

Clean Choo-Choo

My apologies that I haven't posted anything here for so long, but I will try to keep posting something weekly again.

This one was given to me by my boyfriend, this is something that I simply don't understand. This takes place in Stockholm Sweden, a cleaning woman stole a empty commuter train. She crashed said train into a house after the train derailed. The cleaning woman was seriously injured and taken to hospital to be treated, luckily nobody was hurt in the home the train crashed into.
The officials say that this sort of thing shouldn't happen, no information on what criminal charges will be brought up.

Now my opinion on this, how the fuck did she get access to the drive compartment of this train. Yes yes I know, she must have been cleaning it. Still didn't the train need some sort of key, a code or some security system. Even a fucking padlock would have been enough, but I guess they cheap out on these sort of things.

Also what the hell was this woman thinking, who the hell takes trains on a joy ride. Cars I see people take joyrides in, but a freaking train. What the hell was wrong with her, why WHY did she steal a train. Was she bored, I don't know. The idiot should count herself lucky she didn't kill anyone, but I don't blame her alone here.

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