Remember to Flush

I found this one myself, this takes place in Oklahoma City. Charles Marqull Williams was arrested last Wednesday for burglary, he broke into a home and took several items from there. Before he left, he went and used the bathroom. The police caught him after they found out that he had not flushed, they were able to collect a DNA sample and compare it to the suspect.

This is a short post, but here are my thoughts. Normally when you are committing a crime, you tend not to leave DNA evidence behind. He must had to go really hard to take a fucking dump in the middle of burglary, didn't your mommy teach you always to flush the toilet. I just can imagine what the people who lived in the house must have been saying "oh my god George, someone broke into our home. Oh no they too the new computer I got" "those damn kids, they took my blender" "and all my jewellery" "umm honey, I think they left us something in the toilet". This must be the dumbest way of getting caught, other inmates in prison must be laughing their asses off. Like someone "yeah I beat that mother fucker up, he had it coming" then another "yeah I robbed a liquor store" and now our burglar "I broke into a house and stole a few thing" well how did he get caught "I took a shit in their toilet and forgot to flush". I guess this will teach us all, remember to flush, even if you are in the middle of a crime.

If you want to read the short article, click here.