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We have heard many stories with magic and sorcery, cursed object and bad omens. This time we travel to the beautiful tropical country Maldives and onto a Guraidhoo Island, it looks like paradise. They were having a presidential election, but at a polling station in a school on Guraidhoo Island, they discovered a coconut. The Maldives police detained said coconut because they suspected that it was cursed, used in black magic to influence the election. This turned out to be a prank, but the police started to patrol and increase security to prevent this from happening again.
Oh shit, they found out my plan. I wanted the banana to win, not the kiwi. Well I'll be serious now, what the hell is going on there. They fucking suspected a coconut to be cursed, I've heard of cursed object and such, but this is ridiculous. It was a prank yes, but why the fuck did the police have to detain a fucking coconut. Were they afraid that it would make a run for it, it was a fucking coconut. Whoever did this prank is good, I think those people need a bit of a lesson in humility if they think a fucking coconut can be cursed. Get your fucking asses out of the dark ages and come to back to the present, there is no such thing as cursed coconuts....maybe cursed Labradors, those fuckers are dangerous.
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I question the thumbnail being a lemon and not a coconut, but whatever, I like lemons.
ReplyDeleteAlso I try to show understanding, but you're right, this is just silly.