FREEZE CHIP.....OR DALE

In Tennessee at a general store a police officer discharged his gun and used her pepper spray, he was trying to remove a squirrel from within the store. He has been fired because he did not fill out the paperwork for discharging his weapon, reports say that people were coming out of the store coughing and hacking.

Well I didn't know what else to write about this, I mean it was short and simple. So first of all, this cop was a fucking moron. The pepper spray I still would have gotten, that kinda would have made sense. But when a gun came into the picture, what the fuck happened there. How did this turd go from pepper spray to gun, was the cute fuzzy squirrel trying to steal something. What makes this even worse, the dickhead was shooting his gun while there were people inside the store. Pepper spray is bad enough, that shit will do all sorts of shit even when it doesn't hit you. Has this rent-a-cop heard of a broom or something like that, cause that's all you fucking need to get rid of a squirrel. I think it was right that the shit-for-brains officer got fired, he seemed to have a bit of a itchy trigger finger going on there. I mean if he fires his gun at a squirrel, what will he shoot when there is a real criminal, a cruise missile?

Anyway, this is just another sign of overkill by the police. If you want to read the article yourself, click here.

I need my Big Mac's

In Brunswick Ohio, 31 year old Randall Miller lead the Brunswick PD on a short chase. Around 1am on September 28th, the police were alerted to a reckless driver leaving a MacDonald's fast food restaurant. Mr. Miller failed to pull over when the Brunswick PD attempted a traffic stop, when Mr. Miller eventually pulled over he was clearly intoxicated reported by Officer Clifford Smith. The reason Mr. Miller did not stop, he was too drunk and wanted to finish his Big Mac hamburger before he stopped.

Well well well, this fucker sure likes his Big Mac's. Personally I don't fucking get it why some assholes actually drink and drive, what in a dog ass makes them think they can actually drive. I have never been drunk myself, I've been a bit tipsy. Still that's enough for me to know who in their fucking right mind would drive them, if you have trouble standing up, what makes you think you can fucking drive. Anyway, what makes this so hilarious that he had to finish his Big Mac. This turd actually endangered his own, the officers and other pedestrians lives for a fucking Big Mac, who the fuck does this asshole think he is. I hope this piece of shit of a human gets a nice cellmate called Tank, he'll give him a nice footlong to chew on.

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Remember to Flush

I found this one myself, this takes place in Oklahoma City. Charles Marqull Williams was arrested last Wednesday for burglary, he broke into a home and took several items from there. Before he left, he went and used the bathroom. The police caught him after they found out that he had not flushed, they were able to collect a DNA sample and compare it to the suspect.

This is a short post, but here are my thoughts. Normally when you are committing a crime, you tend not to leave DNA evidence behind. He must had to go really hard to take a fucking dump in the middle of burglary, didn't your mommy teach you always to flush the toilet. I just can imagine what the people who lived in the house must have been saying "oh my god George, someone broke into our home. Oh no they too the new computer I got" "those damn kids, they took my blender" "and all my jewellery" "umm honey, I think they left us something in the toilet". This must be the dumbest way of getting caught, other inmates in prison must be laughing their asses off. Like someone "yeah I beat that mother fucker up, he had it coming" then another "yeah I robbed a liquor store" and now our burglar "I broke into a house and stole a few thing" well how did he get caught "I took a shit in their toilet and forgot to flush". I guess this will teach us all, remember to flush, even if you are in the middle of a crime.

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