First Chicken Nugget of The United States

This news was given to me by my wonderful boyfriend, I thank him for this crazy article. A McDonald's chicken nugget was sold for $5000 on eBay, the reason why it was sold for such a high price. The chicken nugget bares a striking resemblance to United States first president George Washington, which is not the first time a food product has looked liked someone. The three year old chicken nugget was sold by Rebekah Speights and her husband, the chicken nugget had been frozen and placed on sale last month.

Well I would have to say, fucking great for Rebekah Speights and her husband. For that person who bought a frozen chicken nugget, YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!

You just spent like a big wad of money on a piece of old chicken, first I say disgusting. You could have bought a car or paid the rent for months, but no you buy some rotten chicken nugget that accidentally looks like the first president of US. Its a fucking quirk of nature that the mashed up chicken meat formed that way, its not something from the "Great Beyond". Also to all the people who bid on it, even giving $1 would have been too much for a old gross chicken nugget. You fucking buy those nuggets to eat them, not to put on display somewhere. People that buy some shit like this are morons, what the hell will they do with something like this.

Well if you want to read the article yourself, please click here.