Tuesday, 29 May 2012
Miaow Miaow Hiss Hiss
The title of this blog might be a little confusing, so let me clear it up for you. My boyfriend turned me to this article, it actually does involve felines. This takes place in Boston, Massachusetts. For some odd and crazy reason a common house cat has been called for jury duty, yes that's right. A cat named Sal has been asked to attend jury duty because someone fucked up, the owner listed Sal as a pet on the last census form. Something must have happened and for some reason Sal was listed as a family member, so like he was a human. Well clearly it would be enough for anyone to release Sal from jury duty, on the bases he's a freaking cat. Guess what, they denied the disqualification Sal's owners applied for.
My thoughts on this, what the fuck is wrong with these people. I'm not talking about the cats owners, they sound perfectly sane. Who the fuck denies the disqualification, this is a fucking cat we are talking about. I mean how in hell can that even work, the cat has no idea what they are doing in the court room. Only things cat do is lick their ass, eat and sleep. I would like to hear the reason of the person who denied the disqualification, because that person is a big dumbass. Whats next, a guinea pig as a witness. Sometimes the lack of intelligence seems so staggering that I wonder how did we even make it this far. Well hope Sal was a good jury member, maybe he got some cream after he was done.
If you want to read the article yourself, please click here.
Friday, 25 May 2012
Sued for Ghosts?
Something I found myself, it wasn't that easy to find this. Well today's news takes place in Toms River New Jersey. Joshua Chinchilla and Michele Callan had rented a house there, but they had to flee the house. Well let me tell you why, they claim its haunted. This gets worse, no wait, now it gets stupid. They are suing the landlord of the house for renting them a haunted house, wanting their security deposit back. Well the landlord has filed a countersuit, which is very sane. I mean if you can't afford a house you just rented, come up with a more reasonable reason to back out of it. Don't bring in the supernatural into it, but I guess they couldn't do anything else. Maybe the house was just fine and nothing was wrong with it, so they had to come up with some reason to back out of it. So lets use a haunting, yes that'll work. Those moron's even called in a paranormal investigator, now there is a really respectful profession. Just a bunch of people that come with some shit like EMF and microphones to do something, what a bunch of bullshitters they are. Charging for that, its one of the biggest scams ever. Also the couple had a pastor bless the house, well I won't go bad mouthing the pastor even if I'm not religious at all.
Anyway this whole thing is ridiculous, do landlords these days must add to their listing "Not Haunted" and "Haunted". I mean there has not been proof of haunting's anywhere, nobody has caught a haunting on a video. Those that have been, later been proven to be fakes. Just feels stupid to what lengths some people go to get out of things they can't afford, why get into them in the first place if you can't afford it.
What makes this so stupid, all the paranormal events they claimed that have happened are the usual. Lights going on and off, clothes and towels mysteriously ejecting from closets, unintelligible whispering, footsteps in the kitchen and a mysterious force tugging at bedsheets during the night. All of these events are just what all the other haunting's are, that's why I feel this is stupid. Its like they just got all those things from movies and pop culture, they could have been a bit more original and not pull the cliche haunting.
If you want to read the article yourself, please click here.
Tuesday, 22 May 2012
Today's Samaritan Reward?
Well my brother showed me this article, this is crazy and idiotic what happened. Losing your mobile is a very serious thing, these days you can have your entire schedule on it and list of very important contacts. So losing such a important thing is bad, I would feel lost myself.
Well this time it took place in Virginia, where a 53 year old woman was shopping at Fredericksbug's local 7-Eleven store. She finds a iPhone on the floor, being a good person she gets in contact with the owner to return it. They set up a meeting at this neutral location, the owners (man and a woman) show up to get the phone back. The good samaritan hands over the phone and is even given a reward for it, everything sounds great. AS the good samaritan was leaving, the phones owners rush her from behind. Throwing her to the ground, kicking her and reclaiming the reward they given her.
What the fuck was wrong with these people, the most weirdest thing is that they didn't rob her. They just took the money back they had given to her as reward. This must have been the most idiotic thing ever to do, if they had robbed her, then it would have made more sense. Then it would have been a simple robbery, but not this time. So they assaulted her for no fucking reason, maybe they were so dumb they didn't even know how to mug someone properly. Whatever the reason is, I hope those two knuckleheads get several years of jail time over this. Also I hope you are well good samaritan and this hasn't made you into a bitter person, stay a good samaritan.
Some of my final words on this, has it gotten this bad that you can't even be a good samaritan without taking a beating. Do we have to be careful now when we want to return the property to someone who's lost it, how crazy is that. Even if there are stupid crazy people like these knucklehead muggers, I will myself remain a good person. Now I know I need to be careful when returning some found property, maybe I'll get a police escort.
If you want to read the article yourself, please click here.
Sunday, 20 May 2012
Silicone's Beware
My thoughts on this, she is not only idiotic, but totally insane. How can such a thing like this be healthy, shouldn't this be illegal or at least not recommended. What the fuck does she intend to do with them, does she just want her 15 minutes of fame. I don't give a crap, she is a idiot for doing something like this. Its not natural, but then again no breast implant is natural. People like her never seem to be happy with their bodies, I know I'm going to the gym to get thinner. Still why I mainly go to the gym is to improve my health, as its the best it has been in my life. So I'm just trying to get healthy, so getting thinner is just a side effect. So getting things artificially improved isn't normal nor healthy, I think people that get such things as implants are idiots.
If you want to read the article yourself, please click here.
Friday, 18 May 2012
Slow News Day
Here is something my wonderful boyfriend showed me, news that should have never made it into the news at all. Emer O'Toole was the guest on the ITV1 morning show, guess what her thing was. She hasn't shaved her body hair for 18 months, because there was too much pressure to conform to norms of society. Well I don't conform to all norms of society, but some are kind good to follow. Anyway that's besides the point, who the fuck cares that some stupid student hasn't shaved in 18 months. Didn't the Sun have anything better to report about, I guess they didn't.
This is just some of the bullshit news we have to read or see, they not only waste money, but waste our time.
Thursday, 17 May 2012
Fine For Stupidity?
Once again my lovely boyfriend turned me to this article, this is a juicy one. In Fort Lee New Jersey they have instituted a new law, apparently now its illegal to text while walking. Yes you read it right, illegal to text while walking. They claim that it causes people to have more accidents, the news is even calling this texting while walking a "epidemic". When you want to make something sound very bad, just use the words "epidemic" or "pandemic". The condition is called "Inattention Blindness", or so they say. Also what they talk about in the video, humans are only capable of doing one thing at a time. We can't multi-task, supposedly our brains has evolved this way. Well I say that's bullshit, we can do two things at the same time. Here is a simple example of multi-tasking, talking to someone while getting dressed. You're doing two things at once, so multi-tasking. Anyway I think this is idiotic, now they fine you for texting while walking. What's next, you'll get a fine for farting or converting air to carbon dioxide "sir you are polluting too much, here's a 50 dollar ticket".
Now I think that new law might be idiotic and crap, well now let me tell my opinion on the people that have these "Texting While Walking" accidents. They are idiots, like what the fuck is wrong with them. Walking blindly in to traffic and then BAM, a car or even a bus hits you. Whatever the text or chat you have going, it can wait like a minute or two so you get across the street safely. Also those dumbass people need to understand, traffic is not the only dangerous aspect to this. Lets say someone is in a mall and she or he is texting and walking, then she or he falls down a escalator and dies. For fuck sake people, is texting so important that it can't wait one second. This so called "epidemic" doesn't need a new rule or law, those people need to be educated that texting while walking is dangerous Is this new law going to stop texting while walking, hell no. Does the threat of the death penalty stopped people from murdering, I think not. So this won't change things, people will still text and walk.
Also to the news channels and news papers, stop using the words "epidemic" and "pandemic". That is just a sleezy way to sell your shit, be more honest than "hey lets raise panic".
If you want to read the article and see the video yourself, please click here.
Wednesday, 16 May 2012
Land Of The "Not So" Free
Well those anti-abortionists are at it once more, this time they score a victory. Arizona's governor Jan Brewer signed this bill that prevents Planned Parenthood getting taxpayer money, so basically no government support for Planned Parenthood. This will effect nearly 20.000 women that Planned Parenthood serves at their clinics, so no more preventive health care and family planning for those women.
These crazy anti-abortionists just fucked with all these women because they think they know what's better for them, what the fuck gave them to right to choose what's best for these women. The most idiotic thing about these anti-abortionists is what they are driving for, at the moment of conception of a child the parents should have the choice to abort the pregnancy. What they don't seem to get is, that for a long while the child has no brain. Literally no brain, slowly it grows. Even if it has a brain, there simply isn't enough to constitute as a consciousness. Also doctors won't abort the pregnancy once it has gone far enough, but that isn't enough for these idiotic anti-abortionists assholes. I mean shouldn't women have control of their own bodies, decide if they want to get pregnant or not. There are so many reasons why women don't want to keep the pregnancy, some are pretty crazy, but still its their choice.
Those anti-abortionists should keep their mouths shut, cause its not up to them on what woman want to do with their own bodies. US is said to be the "land of the free", but this doesn't seem to be freedom.
If you want to read the article yourself, please click here.
Tuesday, 15 May 2012
Buttdrugs Galore
This is something my brother turned me to, its not that uncommon to see or read this on news. Still I would like to give my opinion about it, because I think what some people do are simply idiotic.
Well this particular article is from the US, specifically from Vermont. There the state police stopped Alex Boulet for a normal traffic violation, but upon a routine search they found something odd in his groin area. Don't make any jokes like "maybe he was happy to see them" or "sir are you packing a gun". Back to the matter at hand, they got a warrant to x-ray him. To their surprise, this guy was full of drugs, literally full of drugs. When we hear the word "drug mule", this guy had taken it to the extreme. He was packing 84 bags of crack, (yes yes, he had 84 bags of crack in his crack) 218 Oxycodone pills and 11 grams of weed. Well thank goodness he had some weed, he'll need that to wind down after all the "crack" and Oxy he's gonna use. That was just a joke, most like he was going to sell this "shit" to some drug dealer.
Now what do I think of this, well I think these people who do this sort of stuff are mental. They are so idiotic that even leeches seem to have more intelligence. I don't care what their motivation is, money or whatever. Becoming a drug mule is so dangerous, first danger of course is that the packs burst and you die of overdose. Next of course is getting busted by the cops, which will end your career as a drug mule. People do some stupid, moronic and plain idiotic things for the most dimwitted reasons, which I don't give a shit. If you have money problems, there are other ways to get more money than becoming a drug mule.
If you want to read the article, please click here.
Monday, 14 May 2012
Roasty Toasty Mum
This is something that my sweet boyfriend turned me to, when I saw the first picture myself I bet my jaw actually dropped. I was so shocked when I saw it, you might get the same reaction.
Patricia Krentcil of 44 is facing charges of endangering her daughter, she has been claimed to place her daughter in a tanning booth which caused her to burn. Well I'm not gonna go about that, this blog will not be about if she's guilty or not. I'm gonna go about her obsession with tanning, the term for that is tanorexic. The crazy and idiotic thing is, she claims she is not addicted to tanning and she likes the sun. Well I'll let you be the judge here, she visited the City Tropics Salon 20 times in a month. Oh my, could she really be tanorexic. Fuck yes she is, 20 times a month is clear proof she if tanorexic. I don't know what this roasty toasty mother was trying to do, was she trying to become a African American woman. I really don't know what goes in her head, but it ain't a sane thought. Has she even heard of skin cancer, the way she's going she will lose her entire skin.
I do like a tan myself, on myself and I know my boyfriend would look very good with one. Still I would never go to a tanning booth, I would get it naturally outside. Even then I would only get a light one, I would never ever go as far as she has. Also if she went to the same damn tanning salon, why the hell did they let her in 20 times a month. Isn't there some safety regulation preventing from someone visiting a tanning booth this many times, I sure hope there is.
If you wish to read the article, please click here.
Sunday, 13 May 2012
Rich Taxes, Poor Taxes
Some you you might think "so you want to bleed the rich dry", that isn't what I'm after here. I'm after equality, the rich will still be rich. Everyone should pay the same percentage, that's more equality. Now I bet some of you are thinking "oh fuck, he's a communist", but that's just your own opinion. I don't follow any political party, they can suck my ass for all I care. What I'm trying to get with this is, equality with taxes might make things better. Its idiotic how some are driven to bankruptcy cause the taxes killed them, I'm talking about the middle and lower classes. How is that gonna help the economy, driving people to bankruptcy. Aren't they more useful as tax payers, I guess not on how things are right now.
Debates are going, some are thinking as I am. Then the opposite side is thinking that its not the problem, the solution isn't to tax the rich more. I suppose those belong to the upper class and don't want to tighten their belts, they want to keep the designer clothes, expensive wines and private jets. I do understand them, I wouldn't want to pay more if I were rich. In the end, this debate will never end. Even if we get the rich to pay more taxes, they will complain and want to get it back the way it is now. What the rich don't seem to understand is that they will get it back, because if they had more customers that would mean they get more money. Also for governments it would be better, if they had more and more tax payers, they would have more money to use. Bankrupting people hurts everyone overall, the rich will lose customers and the government will have less money to use. I could go on with this for a while, but I won't bore you or just repeat myself.
Please share your thoughts on this.
Saturday, 12 May 2012
Nuggets of Death *dramatic music*
17 year old Stacey Irvine has a very odd addiction, no its not drugs or chocolate because that wouldn't be anything new. Her addiction is to chicken nuggets, her favorite chicken nuggets are from McDonalds. She has been eating chicken nuggets since she was two, her mother Evonne could not get her to eat anything else and long since has given up. You might think that this isn't so odd, so she like chicken nuggets a lot. Well she collapsed and was taken to the hospital, there they treated her with vitamins. Since she hadn't eaten any fruits or vegetables, she hadn't gotten the proper vitamins.
Now comes the idiotic part, the doctors said that she has to have a wider diet than chicken nuggets, fries, crisps and toast. Either she changes her diet or die, but she is reluctant to give up her diet of chicken nuggets. She is insane, this isn't a hard choice at all. Just give up those damn nuggets and live, but she can't make that choice. How about they force feed her some grapes and a carrot, maybe a lettuce milkshake. I don't know what the hell is wrong with her, even I know you need to have a nice wide diet. Anyway I don't know what she chose, hope she made the right choice.
If you want to read the article, please click here.
Thursday, 10 May 2012
Baby Plastics
Tuesday, 8 May 2012
Teaching To Be Rude
Another rude driver is when you try to merge to another lane, they simply won't let you in. Even when you are halfway into the other lane, they just speed up and almost hit you. They simply won't let you in, those assholes risk injury just cause they want to be first. Just more things I don't get, why be a asshole and do such things. Its idiotic to act like that, they aren't going to get anywhere faster.
Because of speeders and rude lane hoggers, more accidents happen. It just get stupid when your driving ed teacher tells you not to be polite, just go and don't give room. Idiots who break the rules since they don't think they apply to them, I will never get them and will always think they are idiots.
Sunday, 6 May 2012
Excessive Force Much
This incident happened in March at Fairmount Park Elementary School, a 5 year old girl caused a disturbance in class. Well that's not unheard of, children do that. According to the reports, she tore papers off display boards and then climbed on a table. Then she punched the assistant principal, clearly there was something wrong for her to behave like this. Normally you would call the parents in, but this time they couldn't get them to come to the school. In this case, usually the teachers would deal with this. Just give her a time out or take her out of the class, but did they do this. Of course not, they didn't do the sane and rational choice. Those dumbasses called the police to subdue her, so now you need police officers to subdue 5 year old little girls. This isn't the end of it, things get even more insane. There were three officers in total, all three held the little girl down and cuffed her. I couldn't believe how insane and stupid this was, three officers had to hold down a small 5 year old child and cuff her. For fuck sake what the hell was that, if you think of excessive force, here you have it.
Well the family's attorney is pressing charges against the St Petersburg's police for "excessive force", any sane person would do so if three officers would do something like so to your little girl. I think that the mother should sue the school as well, they didn't need to call the police for this. Such things like this are handled by the teachers, that's part of their job.
Whatever happened, this should never be allowed to happen. So yes the girl was very upset, but you don't need three or even one police officer to calm a little girl down. Have the teachers gotten so lazy that now they let the police handle such things, I simply don't get how thing could have gotten this bad.
If you want to read the short article yourself, please click here
Saturday, 5 May 2012
Not So Secret "Service"
Friday, 4 May 2012
Shitting On The Little Guy
Welcome to the first official Idiocracy News report, the honor of the first report will go to a mobile service provider called Sonera. This is something I experienced first hand, since it happened to me.
Well it began when I went to one of their shops to inquire about closing my account with them, as I was changing to another provider. As the salesperson was looking into my account, he noticed that I had two accounts at Sonera. That was new to me, since I have only been using one. Of course I tell the salesperson to close the other one since I have no use for two accounts, this was very simple. Then it occurred to me if I've had two accounts all this time, have I been paying for two accounts. That's just what it was, I had been paying for two accounts for a considerable amount of time. In fact I've been paying for two accounts for 19 months. Then I found out how much I have been over paying, it was over 900€ in total. That's a large amount of money, at least it is to me. I should explain how this most likely began, let me take you back to 2010.
iPhone 4 just had been released and I was excited to get my new iPhone, I had come early to this Sonera store to wait in line to get my iPhone 4. I got in and I got my iPhone 4, of course I had to get a new mobile plan for it. Here is where I think the snafu happened, the salesperson who was servicing me failed to close my old account.
Now back to the present, I start to investigate what had happened. Calling Sonera's billing, they make a reclamation report about my problem. It only takes a few days before I get a call from some person at Sonera, well I talk with her and this is when it got ugly. They start to tell me that it was my fault when one of their employees fucked up 19 months ago, also would the compensate me all that I have over paid. The easy answer is "NO FUCKING WAY", the only thing they offered me first was just to pay my next bill. Like hell that was enough, they owed me over 900€ and they were offering just some shitty deal. Well I wouldn't agree to it, so they bump it up to 200€ after some haggling. Even after that they wanted to just give me credit to my account, fuck that, I wanted cash in my bank account, to which she reluctantly agreed. I thought that was the end of this, that I got some of my money back. Well the next day I get a email from her and within this email, she was taking 123.48€ from the 200€ she promised to pay one more of the over charge bills. I was fucking fuming, like they hadn't taken enough from me. So with this I was left with 76.52€ in hand, this was bullshit. So I emailed a very angry reply to her, the reply that I received stated that I would get 100€ more compensation. So now I was left with 176.52€, still that was pathetic. Well I didn't want to press my luck anymore, but this was the reason why my entire family cut all connections to Sonera.
Well this is the idiotic behavior I and some others have to live with, the big companies that shit all over the little guys. Where the fuck is their customer service, how in the pigs ass are they suppose to keep their customers when they won't own up to their own mistakes. To me over 900€ is a lot of money, but to a big company like Sonera, they spend that much money and more on toilet paper daily. Why couldn't those dumb bitches just pay me off or even offer to give me some phone for free, I would have been happy. This is the world we live in, but we can change it. Don't be silent and let the big companies shit all over you, let yourself be heard.
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