Just Looking For The Loo

Again my boyfriend found this for me, its a big one this time. In Manchester UK, a 11 year-old-boy managed to go past all security check at the airport and board a plane. On 24th of July the child reportedly ran away from his mother while they were shopping in a Asda in Wythenshawe, the boy passed through Terminal 1. The passengers on the flight to Fiumicino airport became suspicious after they had taken off, the boy made it all the way to Rome. The boy was flown back on the return flight, this matter is under serious investigation.

Well this is a very interesting story, because I have a bit mixed feelings. First is how could the security at the airport have such a huge lapse, someone sure fucked up. Then there is the reason what 11 year-old Liam Corcoran-Fort gave why he wondered off, he was just looking for the loo. So here is where the story kinda breaks down, the boy was looking for the bathroom. I have read that there were bathrooms at Asda, at the bus station he got his bus from, before all the security checks at the airport and even before the plane itself. So why or how did he happen to end up on a plane when he was just looking for the loo, wait I know why, the brat is lying. He wasn't looking for the bathroom, there is way too many holes in his story. Plain and simple, the kid was angry at his mother for some reason and ran away.

Also he happen to find a bus ticket on the floor with the right day on it, oh my god what are the odds. In my opinion the kid just bought a ticket and got on the bus, he didn't find anything. Still I'll admit finding a ticket is not out of the realm of possibilities, but highly doubtful.

Finally the kid has learning difficulties, well that's something I can't prove or disprove. Still I think this is something the mother made up to get sympathy from everyone, because what her child did was serious.

Final word on this, I think most of this bullshit was fabricated. It has so many holes in the story that it doesn't make sense, like he was just looking for the bathroom. Also I suspect very much that the Sun actually "jazzed" their story up a bit to sell more, also most likely gave the mother a nice fat wad of money. What ticks me off about this shit that those idiots don't seem to understand that people could lose jobs over this. Instead of punishing the child, he was rewarded with a free flight and visit to the cockpit. I think this was bullshit and both the mother and the child should be punished.

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First Chicken Nugget of The United States

This news was given to me by my wonderful boyfriend, I thank him for this crazy article. A McDonald's chicken nugget was sold for $5000 on eBay, the reason why it was sold for such a high price. The chicken nugget bares a striking resemblance to United States first president George Washington, which is not the first time a food product has looked liked someone. The three year old chicken nugget was sold by Rebekah Speights and her husband, the chicken nugget had been frozen and placed on sale last month.

Well I would have to say, fucking great for Rebekah Speights and her husband. For that person who bought a frozen chicken nugget, YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!

You just spent like a big wad of money on a piece of old chicken, first I say disgusting. You could have bought a car or paid the rent for months, but no you buy some rotten chicken nugget that accidentally looks like the first president of US. Its a fucking quirk of nature that the mashed up chicken meat formed that way, its not something from the "Great Beyond". Also to all the people who bid on it, even giving $1 would have been too much for a old gross chicken nugget. You fucking buy those nuggets to eat them, not to put on display somewhere. People that buy some shit like this are morons, what the hell will they do with something like this.

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Baby Beer

A Phoenix mother had been accused of pouring beer into her 2-year-old sons sippy cup, she has been charged with child abuse.  A waitress at Peter Piper Pizza reported this incident to the police, Valerie Marie Topete quoted this "He kept reaching for the pitcher of beer". Also she left her 2-year-old boy alone at one point, the father and the boys siblings were in the restaurants, but the report didn't clarify where.

So first I want to ask, what the fuck was going through her head. Did she really think that "oh you want some beer son, here you go", did she really think that was okay. Maybe she was out of milk and thought his son was thirsty and the beer was near, so why the hell not. He's gonna drink beer eventually, so why the hell not get that out of the way early. At least when the boy grows up, he can tell his friends "guys I had beer when I was 2". Just hope the boy won't become a alcoholic from this.

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Olympic Blunder

Well the London 2012 Olympic games are just around the corner, but even before they have started there has been drama. This is something my boyfriend once again showed me, all thanks go to him. Lets get on with this, this time my target is the security company that is taking care of security at the Olympic games. This company is called G4S, its a very old security company. For 111 years they have provided security, they have not always been called G4S. The Commons Public Accounts Committee hired G4S, the contract for this event was worth £300 million. Yet now only 16 days before the Olympic games, G4S has reported that it can't provide enough security for the Olympic games. As a result of this, they needed to reassign military personal from other locations. This meant that many of said reassigned military personal will have their vacation canceled, also rumored that these reassigned military personal will not get any bonus for this.

What do I think about this, someone fucked up very badly. I went to look at these assholes and saw something, they really have been working for 111 years now. Also one of they values is "Reliability", they say that's one of their cornerstones. What a load of bullshit, that's not what they had this time. Because of this, a lot of hard working men and woman will lose their hard earned summer vacation. I do this blog for them, those good brave men and women who should have gotten their vacation. This kind of bullshit and plain idiotic behavior is something I can't stand, why should they pay for the fuck up someone made at G4S. Someone should pay for this shit, also its very fair that G4S loses credibility and face with this blunder. As my last words, to all the men and women who got screwed over, please know that I'm on your side and feel sorry that you lost your vacation.

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Unplugged Chaos

Given to me by my sweet boyfriend again, this is something quite good. On 23d of June, there was a bit of a hassle at JFK airport. Terminal sevens metal detector had not been turned on, the screener Alija Abdul Majed failed to plug in the detector. Well because of this, they had to re-screen the passengers of two jumbo jets. Also this caused the delay of 8 to 10 flights, but what makes this worse is they could not be sure they re-screened all the passengers that went through the dead detector.

Well my thoughts on this blunder, its nothing new. TSA has a long history of fucking up, like last year TSA agents let a woman board a plane with a steak knife with her at Newark airport. What the fuck is wrong with these morons, they say you can't take a cardboard nail file into a plane. Yet that time they let a woman on a plane with a weapon, that just doesn't sound sane to me.

The metal detector wasn't plugged, I don't get how can that be possible. Shouldn't they check that all are plugged in before opening them, isn't that part of their standard routine. I just think this is plain idiotic, all this chaos an hassle because one dumbass couldn't check his metal detector was plugged in.

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Stuck On You

Well this was once again given to me by my wonderful boyfriend, a very sticky story. This takes place in a Walmart in Monticello, Kentucky. A woman was rescued by paramedics from the Walmart's toilet as she had been stuck on it nearly a hour, the poor woman had been super glued to the toilet. She was taken to the nearby hospital to be checked over, I do hope she was okay. The Elkton police will investigate this, because this is assault.

If someone thought that this would be funny as a prank, they are fucking idiots. Super glue pranks aren't funny at all, also this is assault even if you aren't directly targeting anyone specific. Teens (if it was teens) can be so stupid, they don't seem to understand that sometimes their pranks have serious consequences. I was a teen once and I did stupid things, I guess that comes with being a teen. Still I never did anything like this, I never wanted to be mean to anyone. If this was done by an adult, why the fuck did they do this. I think there just are some assholes out there, they might claim they do it just for fun. There is a fine line between a funny prank and criminal behavior, some can't seem to understand this.

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